We're going to need a MUCH bigger boat

WHAT: Sharktopus [imdb]

WHERE: The Awesomer site (again)

WHY (do I want to see this):
Hot on the heels (or fins? or tentacles?) of "Megashark vs. Giant Octopus" is this new combo platter. Starring Eric Roberts and produced by Roger Corman! Impossible to hate this, no matter how crappy it might be.

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The magic of magic

WHAT: The Illusionist [imdb]

WHERE: The Awesomer site

WHY (do I want to see this):
Loved "The Triplets of Belleville." And storyline -- an old-school magician fighting the encroachment of modern entertainment -- seems to mirror real life.

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